At the tender age of just 3, he could tell you the make and model of every car that he passed in the street.
He couldn’t however, say ‘Mummy’, or ‘Daddy’…..or even ‘Hello’.Read More
Don't feel bad when you end up throwing all of these cherry tomatoes away at the end of the day. The very best parents in the country have bins full to the brim of squashed tomatoes (smothered in Petit Filous with crumbs of Pickled Onion Monster Munch stuck to them)
It may feel like a waste of money, but those squashed tomatoes are keeping social services away from your door!!Read More
WARNING!!: If you are offended by images of phallic objects, or the use of colourful nouns, then please look away. But I am guessing that you aren't or else you wouldn't have clicked on the link with the picture of a happy penis on it!!
So, if you are intrigued, please read on. You will not be judged for satisfying your curiosity.... at least not by me.Read More
Or seeing a picture of your friend's new baby sleeping soundly next to a fluffy toy unicorn can make your baby (who has been up screaming all night whilst puking directly into your mouth) seem like an asshole....for want of a better word.
A Bride in pain is no joke and you don't want to risk whipping off one of those stilettos and stabbing Prince Charles in the eye socket with it because you can no longer tolerate his 45 minute mundane monologue about the weatherRead More
It is also worth mentioning that this bikini is unsuitable for anyone who is in possession of an ass that is even slightly larger than that of the average 8 year old.
In metaphorical terms, if your ass is the size of a football pitch, then these accompanying pants are designed to cover the surface area of an NCP parking space by comparison.
"Are there any big drops on this?", said a wide-eyed 6 year old Bob
"Not at all", I replied joyfully as I strapped him into the seat of the deathly 'Dudley Do-right's Ripsaw Falls' so that he could enjoy the thrill of dropping 75 ft at 45 mph into a pool of ice cold water.Read More
One funny mother.
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