Sometimes, on special occasions, they bring their entire collection of Ninja Turtle figurines into the bed, line them all up under the duvet and then walk them across our foreheads as we 'sleep'.Read More
It's Christmas time and it appears that my three year old has no clue what the hell is going on.
Most days, he looks at me like I have ten heads.
But why? I don't get it as I think I've explained Christmas pretty well.Read More
We have all heard of the expression 'The Terrible Twos' and it doesn't take long for parents of the world to realise that this expression is a gross understatement of reality.
Why? Because children aren't just prone to terrible tantrums at the age of two: this alliterated expression, although massively memorable and cleverly creative is insanely inaccurate!Read More
*Warning. May cause offence to Politicians
My toddler woke up at 4.12 am on Thursday. Screaming. Loudly.
My first reaction? Dummy!!! I stuck it in his mouth sharpish...but he spat it out.
Plan B?...I held the dummy in his mouth, lay him down and patted his tiny bum for reassurance. But he kept leaping back up, crying louder and louder and rattled the bars of his cot like a wild caged animal.
Plan C?....I lifted him (I know, I know...BAD move) and gave him a hug. He calmed down and then I tried to stick him back in his cot. Oh no. NO DEAL. He went mental. So I made the worst decision ever...Read More