The Top 7 Poo-Poos That Your Child WILL Do Do!

The Top 7 Poo-Poos That Your Child WILL Do Do!

The Runner, by it's very nature, is considered to be the most ambitious of stools and refuses to set up camp in a super-absorbent, cotton wool prison with pictures of bunnies on it.

It will not be suppressed...it will rise- all the way to the top if given the opportunity to do so.

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28 plays later.

28 plays later.

There are a few things in life that drive fear and dread into my wearisome ventricles and make me want to grab my passport and head to Mexico to live out my days drinking tequila, whilst strumming a banjo. The first is going to Tesco's on a Saturday, next is the smear test (ugh!!) and top of the list is SOFT PLAY.

For those with you without kids, let me just explain what soft play is:

Soft play is the beginning of the END of the world.

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The 'CODE RED' Situation.

The 'CODE RED' Situation.

There is nothing more entertaining than watching a grown man change a child's nappy.

This is a wonderful thing for the human eye to behold, especially if it is a particularly intimidating and unpredictable nappy or if it is what we might call a  'CODE RED' situation

NB. The term 'Code Red' is a military term and it is defined as a 'hostile situation that requires immediate action'. 

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