Top Tips For A Successful All-Inclusive Family Holiday

Top Tips For A Successful All-Inclusive Family Holiday

If you haven't got adequate travel insurance to cover having invasive surgery to remove your costume from your colon, or if you aren't comfortable with flashing your low hangers to a crowd of strangers, then make sure you pack a roll of gaffer tape in your case and secure all loose parts down before mounting the deathly slide.

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Why Peppa Pig Makes Me Want To Stop Eating Bacon Sandwiches

Why Peppa Pig Makes Me Want To Stop Eating Bacon Sandwiches

The perpetual oinking, the giggling, the incessant tinky tonk xylophone music and the patronising digs of Mummy Pig are enough to push most adults into the bacon section of the local Asda to buy up and pan fry the whole stock as revenge.

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