Why Peppa Pig Makes Me Want To Stop Eating Bacon Sandwiches

Why Peppa Pig Makes Me Want To Stop Eating Bacon Sandwiches

The perpetual oinking, the giggling, the incessant tinky tonk xylophone music and the patronising digs of Mummy Pig are enough to push most adults into the bacon section of the local Asda to buy up and pan fry the whole stock as revenge.

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The Top 7 Poo-Poos That Your Child WILL Do Do!

The Top 7 Poo-Poos That Your Child WILL Do Do!

The Runner, by it's very nature, is considered to be the most ambitious of stools and refuses to set up camp in a super-absorbent, cotton wool prison with pictures of bunnies on it.

It will not be suppressed...it will rise- all the way to the top if given the opportunity to do so.

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Parenting Mistakes That I Refuse To Make In 2016

Parenting Mistakes That I Refuse To Make In 2016

Parenting is a tricky art to master and granted I have made a fair few mistakes in my journey so far.

Given that it is New Year, I have taken the time to reflect over the last year and see if I can learn any lessons from the whopping mistakes that I have made.

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16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas.

16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas.

1. You will swear at inanimate objects. Sellotape will take the brunt of your frustrations. Next in line will be the wrapping paper.

Frankly, they have it coming. They are both assholes. 

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Cry Me A River!

Cry Me A River!

I had a very happy childhood.

Looking back, I remember shedding a few tears over the odd scraped knee or when my sister pulled the head off my Malibu Barbie, but I can only recall a mere handful of occasions when I experienced such trauma that my tear ducts took a major beating.

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