My kids are so addicted to their tablets that they shout at their own genitals when they need a wee....because having to go to the toilet and piss all over my floor takes time- valuable time that they would rather spend defeating Emperor Palpatine in Lego Star Wars on their iPads.Read More
This post is all about Bob.
Last week marked the three year anniversary of his arrival here on planet Earth.
His birth was memorable. I want to tell you that a glorious white- feathered stork tapped on my window to alert me of his arrival into our lives. I want to tell you that as the magnificent bird arrived, I was sipping iced tea whilst listening to an early Mozart piano sonata and indulging in a relaxing professional foot massage. I want to tell you that I heard the tap on the window, put down my iced tea and opened the window and gathered my little bundle up in my arms, welcoming him into the world with a warm motherly embrace.Read More
Despite being a pretty regular (mundane) week, filled with regular (mundane) occurrences, I am able to announce that my family and I have made some pretty amazing (ok, ok, mundane) discoveries!!
The first is a cracking discovery that was made by my 5 year old son: