What EVERY Woman Needs In Her Life...

What EVERY Woman Needs In Her Life...

WARNING!!: If you are offended by images of phallic objects, or the use of colourful nouns, then please look away. But I am guessing that you aren't or else you wouldn't have clicked on the link with the picture of a happy penis on it!!

 So, if you are intrigued, please read on. You will not be judged for satisfying your curiosity.... at least not by me.

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The 'Baby Cheeses' And Other Things That Confuse Kids At Christmas

The 'Baby Cheeses' And Other Things That Confuse Kids At Christmas

He knows that he has to be good. He knows that if he forces down the broccoli, the mysterious pensioner may well squeeze down our non-existent chimney on Christmas eve and deliver him a Play Doh set and an alphabet puzzle (I know, weird kid but that's what he wants).

It all makes perfect sense doesn't it?

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'Oh, how I love going to the park!'...said no parent ever. And here's why.

'Oh, how I love going to the park!'...said no parent ever. And here's why.

DON'T look away, not even for a second, because a momentary glimpse of your Facebook feed may result in you having to catch that 27 lb ball of flesh and bones from hurtling towards the stoney ground.

And for those of us who were picked last in gym, our kids are particularly at risk. If you couldn't catch a rounders ball at age 9 then chances are you ain't gonna catch this brute of a ball now that you're older and slower.

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6 Vital Life Lessons Learnt From Going On A British Caravan Holiday.

6 Vital Life Lessons Learnt From Going On A British Caravan Holiday.

It's only when spending a weekend in a cramped metal box with your family that one learns the importance of personal space...and the significance of having windows which open.

The percussive plops of your husband defecating will ricochet off the tin walls and you'll be reaching for the TV remote control to drown out the ghastly sound in a bid to salvage any romance that is left in your marriage.

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5 Benefits Of Being Middle-Aged

5 Benefits Of Being Middle-Aged

It was a typical Saturday night.

We had steak, we had wine and we had the long- awaited new season of Homeland to watch. It was exciting!! 

We parked up on our reclining chairs, hit play and let the magic happen.

Twenty five minutes into the show, I grabbed the remote control in a frenzy and hit pause. 

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