Operation: School RUN.

Operation: School RUN.

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7 AM AND 8 AM ON THE SECOND DAY OF THE SCHOOL TERM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

  • 7.AM      Kid 1 and Kid 2 are dragged from their beds.
  • 7.10 AM  Milk is warmed in the microwave for 28 seconds.
  • 7.12 AM  Milk is served. Kid 1 kicks up an almighty stink as his milk is served in an unacceptable receptacle. Receptacle is changed to the appropriate one with an 'Olaf' on the front of it. Crisis averted.
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You're having Olaf!!!!!

You're having Olaf!!!!!

This is Olaf.

He is small, friendly and 100% adorable. He is a film star and is adored by the multitudes.

Multitudes of kids that is.... parents aren't so fussed.

He is currently present in my life in a variety of forms: He's on my telly 24/7, he's singing in my car on loop, he is stuffed with cotton wool, he is in miniature plastic figurine form, he's blown up and filled with helium, he's floating in my bathtub and he's in my digestive system having been plastered in the form of icing on a giant slab of cake. He is there when I close my eyes and is thrust in my face when I wake.

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Letting it go.

Letting it go.

I have a new mantra. It's an amazing one too. It's courtesy of Mr Walt Disney and I believe it may change my outlook on life forever.

                                                               LET. IT .GO.

Three very simple but very profound little words that have really helped me out this week.

This is how:

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