What EVERY Woman Needs In Her Life...

What EVERY Woman Needs In Her Life...

WARNING!!: If you are offended by images of phallic objects, or the use of colourful nouns, then please look away. But I am guessing that you aren't or else you wouldn't have clicked on the link with the picture of a happy penis on it!!

 So, if you are intrigued, please read on. You will not be judged for satisfying your curiosity.... at least not by me.

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The Top 7 Poo-Poos That Your Child WILL Do Do!

The Top 7 Poo-Poos That Your Child WILL Do Do!

The Runner, by it's very nature, is considered to be the most ambitious of stools and refuses to set up camp in a super-absorbent, cotton wool prison with pictures of bunnies on it.

It will not be suppressed...it will rise- all the way to the top if given the opportunity to do so.

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5 Benefits Of Being Middle-Aged

5 Benefits Of Being Middle-Aged

It was a typical Saturday night.

We had steak, we had wine and we had the long- awaited new season of Homeland to watch. It was exciting!! 

We parked up on our reclining chairs, hit play and let the magic happen.

Twenty five minutes into the show, I grabbed the remote control in a frenzy and hit pause. 

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The Top 4 Toddler Tantrums...And How To Handle Them

The Top 4 Toddler Tantrums...And How To Handle Them

We have all heard of the expression 'The Terrible Twos' and it doesn't take long for parents of the world to realise that this expression is a gross understatement of reality.

Why? Because children aren't just prone to terrible tantrums at the age of two: this alliterated expression, although massively memorable and cleverly creative is insanely inaccurate!

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