To Change Or Not To Change?...That Is The Question.

To Change Or Not To Change?...That Is The Question.

Planet EARTH.

71% Water, 29% Land.

Home to over 8.7 million different species.

Home to over 35,000 McDonald's restaurants.

Home to over 7.125 billion human beings, ALL of which are totally unique as NO two humans are genetically identical.

Pretty awesome really.

I wouldn't call myself a scientist by any stretch of the imagination, but I feel that I have stumbled across an amazing discovery that may just blow your minds and put me up there next to Darwin and Einstein on the list of the world's greatest scientists.

My discovery?... 

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And the award goes to...

And the award goes to...

Being a wife and a mother can be a totally thankless calling.

Cooking, cleaning, scraping shit off the laminate flooring, wiping snot and dribble from chins, ordering groceries, wiping urine from the toilet seat, folding pants,enduring soft play, spending your beer money on Matchbox cars and Ipad apps, feasting on Fishfingers and Smiley Faces,hiding vegetables in the chocolate cake, going to bed at midnight and getting up at 5am, having to wear clothes that are always soiled in chocolate, snot, dribble or a combo of the three.

It’s hard.

And other than the occasional bunch of flowers (usually with twenty percent off as they’re already half dead), or a trip to Pizza Express on a Wednesday coupon day, my man rarely makes a gesture of thanks.

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