Carry On Katy Does New York: The UNCENSORED Version

Carry On Katy Does New York: The UNCENSORED Version

I am only sorry that my youngest failed to hold in his pungent guffs on this occasion, but I guess Santa can handle such ungodly stenches given that he has a splendid, thick tash protecting his nostrils. Considering what he does for a living, it's no wonder the guy has never shaved.

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The REAL Fairy Tale Of New York

The REAL Fairy Tale Of New York

Santa then bragged about his contract renewal with Coca-Cola, the new line of Thorntons chocolate Santas that were hitting the shops and the fact that Asda, Tescos and Sainsburys were now devoting aisle 3 of their stores to sell his merchandise from as early as the end of October.

That fat, lazy old bastard!

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