I am only sorry that my youngest failed to hold in his pungent guffs on this occasion, but I guess Santa can handle such ungodly stenches given that he has a splendid, thick tash protecting his nostrils. Considering what he does for a living, it's no wonder the guy has never shaved.Read More
Santa then bragged about his contract renewal with Coca-Cola, the new line of Thorntons chocolate Santas that were hitting the shops and the fact that Asda, Tescos and Sainsburys were now devoting aisle 3 of their stores to sell his merchandise from as early as the end of October.
That fat, lazy old bastard!Read More
It's Christmas time and it appears that my three year old has no clue what the hell is going on.
Most days, he looks at me like I have ten heads.
But why? I don't get it as I think I've explained Christmas pretty well.Read More