One went left, the other went right...like they were attempting to do the Macarena.Read More
It's not my usual style but sometimes, just sometimes, I have to be serious and write about something that doesn't involve a tale of my toddler defecating on my new rug.
Today, I'm writing a post in praise of teachers- not just my children's teachers, but ALL teachers across this country and across the world even.
Teachers are wonderful.Read More
It was a typical Saturday night.
We had steak, we had wine and we had the long- awaited new season of Homeland to watch. It was exciting!!
We parked up on our reclining chairs, hit play and let the magic happen.
Twenty five minutes into the show, I grabbed the remote control in a frenzy and hit pause.Read More
We have all heard of the expression 'The Terrible Twos' and it doesn't take long for parents of the world to realise that this expression is a gross understatement of reality.
Why? Because children aren't just prone to terrible tantrums at the age of two: this alliterated expression, although massively memorable and cleverly creative is insanely inaccurate!Read More
I abandoned my children for five straight days and nights last week.
I didn't fly off to Jamaica to lie on a sunbed sucking up Pina Coladas with a straw whilst poisoning my pure brain cells reading about the latest x-rated shenanigans of Christian Grey and his leather whip.Read More