Why Peppa Pig Makes Me Want To Stop Eating Bacon Sandwiches

Why Peppa Pig Makes Me Want To Stop Eating Bacon Sandwiches

The perpetual oinking, the giggling, the incessant tinky tonk xylophone music and the patronising digs of Mummy Pig are enough to push most adults into the bacon section of the local Asda to buy up and pan fry the whole stock as revenge.

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How To Get Your Man To Listen To You.

How To Get Your Man To Listen To You.

A top family barrister once told me that in her experience the main reason that couples get divorced is because: 

A. The husband complains that his wife will not have sex with him

B. The wife feels that the husband doesn't listen to her. 

Now, I'm not too worried about point A. I for one am definitely up for a bonk of an evening. If my husband and I were ever conscious for longer 30 minutes after putting (forcing) our young kids to bed, then I certainly wouldn't turn him away. He is a rather handsome man after all.

 

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