5 Benefits Of Being Middle-Aged

5 Benefits Of Being Middle-Aged

It was a typical Saturday night.

We had steak, we had wine and we had the long- awaited new season of Homeland to watch. It was exciting!! 

We parked up on our reclining chairs, hit play and let the magic happen.

Twenty five minutes into the show, I grabbed the remote control in a frenzy and hit pause. 

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A Blog About All The Different Types Of Ass.

It's been my lifelong dream to write a book. 

As a child, I originally wanted to be a nun after watching 'The Sound Of Music' but the novelty quickly wore off when I realised that I wouldn't be able to wear lipstick or kiss Phillip Schofield. Then I wanted to be a vet, but after watching James Herriot stick his full arm up a cow's rectum in a particularly traumatic episode of 'All Creatures Great and Small',  I soon changed my mind.

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