One went left, the other went right...like they were attempting to do the Macarena.Read More
It's Christmas time and it appears that my three year old has no clue what the hell is going on.
Most days, he looks at me like I have ten heads.
But why? I don't get it as I think I've explained Christmas pretty well.Read More
You wish you could get away with using last years shoes but can't because they look like they've climbed Everest and waded through a field of dog turd before sky diving 14,000 feet and landing inside an active volcano.Read More
I remember the day that I realised that my boyfriend was a weirdo.
It was back in November of 2011 on a cold Winter's night. My boyfriend Jay had been working on the computer in the living room and stopped to grab himself a cold beer from the fridge. I entered and spotted the vacant seat in front of the PC and decided to seize the opportunity to quickly check my email.
I sat down at the PC, lifted my right hand, cupped it over the mouse and wiggled it to jolt the computer to life.Read More
Everything is labelled these days.
You can't lift a jar of Dolmio off a shelf or open a Big Mac box without seeing an informative label which spells out in microscopic detail EXACTLY what's inside: the calories, the saturated fat, the salt, the sugar and so on. This information is there to help us to form an opinion about the product before we've even delved inside the packaging to discover its contents.Read More