16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas

16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas

. "These Brussel sprouts are wonderful!!", an elderly relative will say.

Yes they are, but only because they have been smothered in garlic and have had 2lbs of fried crispy bacon thrown on top of them just to disguise the fact that they taste of human guff.

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The 'Baby Cheeses' And Other Things That Confuse Kids At Christmas

The 'Baby Cheeses' And Other Things That Confuse Kids At Christmas

He knows that he has to be good. He knows that if he forces down the broccoli, the mysterious pensioner may well squeeze down our non-existent chimney on Christmas eve and deliver him a Play Doh set and an alphabet puzzle (I know, weird kid but that's what he wants).

It all makes perfect sense doesn't it?

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Why Peppa Pig Makes Me Want To Stop Eating Bacon Sandwiches

Why Peppa Pig Makes Me Want To Stop Eating Bacon Sandwiches

The perpetual oinking, the giggling, the incessant tinky tonk xylophone music and the patronising digs of Mummy Pig are enough to push most adults into the bacon section of the local Asda to buy up and pan fry the whole stock as revenge.

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The Top 7 Poo-Poos That Your Child WILL Do Do!

The Top 7 Poo-Poos That Your Child WILL Do Do!

The Runner, by it's very nature, is considered to be the most ambitious of stools and refuses to set up camp in a super-absorbent, cotton wool prison with pictures of bunnies on it.

It will not be suppressed...it will rise- all the way to the top if given the opportunity to do so.

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