I am only sorry that my youngest failed to hold in his pungent guffs on this occasion, but I guess Santa can handle such ungodly stenches given that he has a splendid, thick tash protecting his nostrils. Considering what he does for a living, it's no wonder the guy has never shaved.Read More
. "These Brussel sprouts are wonderful!!", an elderly relative will say.
Yes they are, but only because they have been smothered in garlic and have had 2lbs of fried crispy bacon thrown on top of them just to disguise the fact that they taste of human guff.Read More
It's Christmas time and it appears that my three year old has no clue what the hell is going on.
Most days, he looks at me like I have ten heads.
But why? I don't get it as I think I've explained Christmas pretty well.Read More