What EVERY Woman Needs In Her Life...

What EVERY Woman Needs In Her Life...

WARNING!!: If you are offended by images of phallic objects, or the use of colourful nouns, then please look away. But I am guessing that you aren't or else you wouldn't have clicked on the link with the picture of a happy penis on it!!

 So, if you are intrigued, please read on. You will not be judged for satisfying your curiosity.... at least not by me.

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Carry On Katy Does New York: The UNCENSORED Version

Carry On Katy Does New York: The UNCENSORED Version

I am only sorry that my youngest failed to hold in his pungent guffs on this occasion, but I guess Santa can handle such ungodly stenches given that he has a splendid, thick tash protecting his nostrils. Considering what he does for a living, it's no wonder the guy has never shaved.

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How To Maintain A Healthy Sex Life After Having Kids

How To Maintain A Healthy Sex Life After  Having Kids

Now, before I begin, I'd like to apologise to my parents who most definitely WILL read this post given that they are the number one fans of my blog.

But Mum, Dad, you have to understand that your grandkids weren't delivered here by storks gliding through the glorious Autumnal skies.

They are here because your little girl bumped uglies with your son-in-law.

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16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas

16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas

. "These Brussel sprouts are wonderful!!", an elderly relative will say.

Yes they are, but only because they have been smothered in garlic and have had 2lbs of fried crispy bacon thrown on top of them just to disguise the fact that they taste of human guff.

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The 'Baby Cheeses' And Other Things That Confuse Kids At Christmas

The 'Baby Cheeses' And Other Things That Confuse Kids At Christmas

He knows that he has to be good. He knows that if he forces down the broccoli, the mysterious pensioner may well squeeze down our non-existent chimney on Christmas eve and deliver him a Play Doh set and an alphabet puzzle (I know, weird kid but that's what he wants).

It all makes perfect sense doesn't it?

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