16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas

16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas

. "These Brussel sprouts are wonderful!!", an elderly relative will say.

Yes they are, but only because they have been smothered in garlic and have had 2lbs of fried crispy bacon thrown on top of them just to disguise the fact that they taste of human guff.

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16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas.

16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas.

1. You will swear at inanimate objects. Sellotape will take the brunt of your frustrations. Next in line will be the wrapping paper.

Frankly, they have it coming. They are both assholes. 

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