How To Get Wrinkles You'll Actually Want!

How To Get Wrinkles You'll Actually Want!

When you have small children, there are days where you just CANNOT face going to the park.

It is no surprise that these days often come after you have been up ALL night because one of them wet the bed and the other one randomly burst into song at 4am. You may have been dealing with choppers coming through, unstoppable projectile vomit, raging temperatures or night terrors.

Or maybe, and it's rare... but maybe, you've actually been for a night out on the town with your pals and have rolled in at 2am with a belly full of beer and a heart full of joy.

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Operation: School RUN.

Operation: School RUN.

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7 AM AND 8 AM ON THE SECOND DAY OF THE SCHOOL TERM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

  • 7.AM      Kid 1 and Kid 2 are dragged from their beds.
  • 7.10 AM  Milk is warmed in the microwave for 28 seconds.
  • 7.12 AM  Milk is served. Kid 1 kicks up an almighty stink as his milk is served in an unacceptable receptacle. Receptacle is changed to the appropriate one with an 'Olaf' on the front of it. Crisis averted.
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Catching Flies

Catching Flies

I started a new part time job two weeks ago which means that I now have to rise at 6 am and board a train into the centre of London with the rest of the commuting population.

I didn't predict that this would be much of a hardship. I am already an early riser and have been so for the last four and a half years ( against my will might I add) . I rationalised that if I can get up at 2, 4 and 6 am with screaming babies every night for years, then getting up at 6 am and hopping on a train wouldn't be that much different. 

Wrong.

It turns out that there's a difference.

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Letting it go.

Letting it go.

I have a new mantra. It's an amazing one too. It's courtesy of Mr Walt Disney and I believe it may change my outlook on life forever.

                                                               LET. IT .GO.

Three very simple but very profound little words that have really helped me out this week.

This is how:

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