How To Maintain A Healthy Sex Life After Having Kids

How To Maintain A Healthy Sex Life After  Having Kids

Now, before I begin, I'd like to apologise to my parents who most definitely WILL read this post given that they are the number one fans of my blog.

But Mum, Dad, you have to understand that your grandkids weren't delivered here by storks gliding through the glorious Autumnal skies.

They are here because your little girl bumped uglies with your son-in-law.

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16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas.

16 Things That Are Likely To Happen This Christmas.

1. You will swear at inanimate objects. Sellotape will take the brunt of your frustrations. Next in line will be the wrapping paper.

Frankly, they have it coming. They are both assholes. 

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Cry Me A River!

Cry Me A River!

I had a very happy childhood.

Looking back, I remember shedding a few tears over the odd scraped knee or when my sister pulled the head off my Malibu Barbie, but I can only recall a mere handful of occasions when I experienced such trauma that my tear ducts took a major beating.

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Barry Poppins

Barry Poppins

I abandoned my children for five straight days and nights last week.

I didn't fly off to Jamaica to lie on a sunbed sucking up Pina Coladas with a straw whilst poisoning my pure brain cells reading about the latest x-rated shenanigans of Christian Grey and his leather whip. 

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