BACK TO SCHOOL? STARTING SCHOOL? HERE'S 7 TOP TIPS TO NAIL IT!!

BACK TO SCHOOL? STARTING SCHOOL? HERE'S 7 TOP TIPS TO NAIL IT!!

Don't feel bad when you end up throwing all of these cherry tomatoes away at the end of the day. The very best parents in the country have bins full to the brim of squashed tomatoes (smothered in Petit Filous with crumbs of Pickled Onion Monster Munch stuck to them)

It may feel like a waste of money, but those squashed tomatoes are keeping social services away from your door!!

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What EVERY Woman Needs In Her Life...

What EVERY Woman Needs In Her Life...

WARNING!!: If you are offended by images of phallic objects, or the use of colourful nouns, then please look away. But I am guessing that you aren't or else you wouldn't have clicked on the link with the picture of a happy penis on it!!

 So, if you are intrigued, please read on. You will not be judged for satisfying your curiosity.... at least not by me.

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Painting The Town Tartan....

Painting The Town Tartan....

He didn't like it one bit, especially when I dragged him into the changing room and forced him to try on six budget shirts and four pairs of combat shorts. He grumbled, exhaled many a loud puff of air and reached for his phone which I had to snatch out of his mitts and eventually confiscate. 

We left the shop with three massive bags filled to the brim with jumpers, shorts, a hat, gloves, T-shirts and some nice new socks; plus new jams and hoodies for the kids as standard. My husband was in bad shape.The colour had drained from his face as had the balance of his bank account and he insisted that the only way to restore his depleted levels of joy was to hit the pub.

And so off we went for a pint. 

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